How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Preference Jokes
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
I love my name.
What is a good night for you?
I hate noise.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
I hate rubber.
I don’t love being bored.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your favorite color?
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
I love autumn!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Yellow is the best.
