Preference jokes

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

My favorite joke: My life.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

I love Little Mix.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

Why do Indian men prefer fat women?

Because they worship cows.

I love my name.

What is a good night for you?

I hate noise.

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

I hate rubber.

I don’t love being bored.

What is your favorite name?

Amy has.

What is your favorite color?

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.