Preference jokes
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
I like dildos.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I bet you like men!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Hi, I like food.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.