I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
