Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Preference Jokes
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
I like peanut butter and honey.
I sit because I can't stand you.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
I like pie.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
My favorite joke: My life.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
I love Little Mix.
