Potato jokes
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.