What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Potato
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
