Politics jokes
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.