Politics jokes
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."