Politics jokes
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Capital Of San Marino?
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.