What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Politics Jokes
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
