What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles ' N Bits!!
TDS? More like STDs.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
"Welcome to the gulag."
