Politics jokes
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Heil Kyle!
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Here's how to piss off all of North America. All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.