Politics jokes
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
Abortion is not a joke.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!