Politics jokes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball? Because he did nazi it coming!
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Don't bully.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Trump, must I say more?
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!