"Death to the west!"
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
