Politics jokes
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"