Politics jokes
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Gun control...