Politics jokes
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Fuck Jewkraine!
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Memes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Gun control...
Joe Biden
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.