Politics jokes
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Gun control...
Joe Biden
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.