Politics

Politics jokes

Slavery

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

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  • Clock

    A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."

    "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."

    "Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

    Wall

    Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

    Twin Towers

    The Twin Towers are just like genders.

    There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

    War

    Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅

    Trump

    What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

    "It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

    Hitler

    When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

    Mom

    What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

    Your mom finishes.

    Currency

    People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

    Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

    Nazi

    Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

    They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

    Surrender

    Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

    A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

    President

    Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

    I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

    America

    I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!