Politics jokes
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Why does America have more guns than people?
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Biden
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers