Politics jokes
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!