Politics jokes
Fuck Jewkraine!
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Memes
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Gun control...
Joe Biden
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.