Politics jokes
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Memes
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Gun control...