Politics jokes
Gun control...
Joe Biden
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Memes
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!