Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
