Politics jokes
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
He wasn't that bad.
When is Donald Trump?
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump, just why?
"North America, best America."
I'm glad.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!