Politics jokes
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.