Politics jokes

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.

Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.

*looks up*

Oh, never mind.

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?

They lower you.

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dictator.

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

🤔

American Communist Lawyers Union.

What does BLM stand for?

Black Lust Matters.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

BLM.