Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
