Politics jokes
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.