Politics jokes
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.