Politics jokes
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.