And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Obama got Osama.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Biden did 9/10.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
