Politics jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
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If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A