Politics jokes
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
China.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
"Sharing is communism."
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.