Politics jokes
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Women’s rights.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Abortion is not a joke.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.