Politics jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Heil Kyle!
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
This is American politics that is not true.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...