Politics jokes
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Heil Kyle!
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
This is American politics that is not true.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Gun control...