Politics jokes
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Heil Kyle!
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
This is American politics that is not true.