Politics jokes
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.