Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.