Politics jokes
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
TDS? More like STDs.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!