Politics jokes
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.