Politics jokes
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Make America hate again.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
iran
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
Abortion is bad.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*