Politics jokes
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.