Politics jokes
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
New protest.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Black lives matter.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
Labor party.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!