Politics

Politics jokes

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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    • What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?

    The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.

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    • What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

    Donald Grump.

    Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

    Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

    Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

    Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

    We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

    Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

    In the morning at 6:30 AM,

    Teacher: Who fought in World War I?

    Me: Trump & Biden.

    Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.

    After school,

    Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.

    "She looks at her clock."

    Teacher: And now I am sewed.

    I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.