What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
There is one rapist among us
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.
Why did the orphan become a criminal it wants to be wanted.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the red-head. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POtaTOES!!" And gets arrested.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
Q: why can’t orphans be criminals
A: they are not wanted
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS