i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
Police: Where do u live Me: With my parents Police: Where your parents live Me: With me Police: Where do you all live Me: Together Police: where is your house Me: Next to my neighbor Police: Where is your neighbor’s house Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me Police: Tell me Me: Next to my house
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Yo hairline been missing so badly, that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
