The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
i killed a man in 94
what did the police say to the ice cream frezee
Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu
Haway Five O
police seek clues to explain walmart
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
why do police never put an orphan in prison's it's to much like a home
why did the police play baseball ? Why? He wanted to play cach
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard
Knock knock
Who there
Please
Please who
Police can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke
Lol
so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested
Why did the cops come over .
Because parents had kids in there basement.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog. ooooooooooh girl, you lion!
Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
What is the Mexican police number 9 Juan Juan
