Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
I killed a man in '94.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
