What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
why do police never put an orphan in prison's it's to much like a home
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu
Haway Five O
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
why did the police play baseball ? Why? He wanted to play cach
police seek clues to explain walmart
how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard
Knock knock
Who there
Please
Please who
Police can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke
Lol
Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects
"Explain"
Sus 1: I don't vandalize
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy
Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol
Sus 4: I eat bricks
Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
A police officer said to a belly button you're under abreast
Knock knock
whos there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
