Police Jokes

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

Solved a murder involving the nut case.

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How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb

None they just beat the room for it being black

My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha

They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash and the next day the Police is asking If you bombed the School.

A police officer said to a belly button you're under abreast

My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.

Why can’t you yell at a kid Because the cops are after you

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came he asked what happened, the turtle responded '' I don't know, it all happened so fast''.

If cops are called pigs then security guards are piglets

Knock knock

whos there?

Police

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl

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Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.