I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
Balls
How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
What goes up and down and needs two people? A seesaw
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
who’s more exited then a kid on his birthday?
jimmy savile in a primary school playground.
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
what has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Three kids one day found a magicle slide.There was a sign next to it that said,"Slide down and your wish will come true."The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river.He landed in a chocolate river.When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money.He landed in a pile of money.Finally,the 3rd kid slid down,and he said,"WEEEE!!!!!!"
