Playground jokes
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Funny Test Answers #3
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
When the school lets you near children again...
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"