New Playground Jokes

why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home

Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."

I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.

are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.

are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.

A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"

If you’re ever bored then go outside and punch a orphan who are they going to do,tell their parents?

There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

WHY CANT ORPHANS PLAY BASEBALL. THEY HAVE NO HOME TO RUN TO

why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.