Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
WHY CANT ORPHANS PLAY BASEBALL. THEY HAVE NO HOME TO RUN TO
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied, because he can’t stand up for himself
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No to the morgue”
Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
