Playground jokes
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
When the school lets you near children again...
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.