me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
If you’re ever bored then go outside and punch a orphan who are they going to do,tell their parents?
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
What did the kids say hi to? A slide
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A sandy hook survivor
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
when the school lets you near children again...
