Playground memes

Slide

2 years ago

Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."

Solution

2 years ago

Funny Test Answers #3

A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."

Creature

11 months ago

Shitpost-master general

A creepy humanoid monster is on a slide in a playground at night.

Heart

11 months ago

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

McDonald's

1 year ago

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

Park

1 year ago

A man sits alone on a swing set in a park. Text at the top reads "Drake bringing Adonis to the park to have an excuse to watch the other kids playing on the jungle gym:".

Kid

1 year ago

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Jokes

Parent

5 years ago

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Rocket League

4 years ago

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Choice

5 years ago

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

Playground jokes