Sandbox

Sandbox jokes

Priest

  • A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"

    To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

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  • Childhood

  • My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

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  • Sex

  • Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."

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  • Lgbt

  • Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

    He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

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  • Memory

  • A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

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