Sandbox jokes

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.