Sandbox jokes

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."