Sandbox jokes

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.