Play jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What kind of band never plays music?
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍