Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Tonight Im Making A Fort, Im Calling It Fortnite
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
Incest. A game the whole family can play
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What's that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
lets play roblox my name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX
Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo
