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I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A burglar breaks into a weapons engineer's house, hoping to loot the high-tech arsenal. Suddenly, the engineer yells from upstairs, "Hey! Stop right there!"
The burglar, trying to play tough, screams, "Hands up! I know you've got the goods! Open the armory or I'll shoot!"
The engineer, trembling, cries, "Okay, okay! Don't shoot! I'll give you everything, even my latest prototype!"
The burglar, eyes gleaming with greed, demands, "Prove it! Let me see this fancy new gun first!"
The engineer points to a target range. "It's a plasma blaster," he claims. "Go ahead, give it a shot."
The burglar aims at the bullseye, pulls the trigger, and—BANG!—the gun fires directly into his own chest.
As the thief collapses, the engineer cackles, "Surprise! It's not plasma; it's my new 'Reverse-Recoil Special,' specifically designed for uninvited guests!"
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I miss playing baseball.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!