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Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
me calling my friend to play roblox
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.