Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
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This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
will someone play roblox adopt me with me
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
When I was in highschool, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome. We would get into a circle around her and say “nightmare nightmare”
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified
What do a robicks cube and a dick have in comen the more play with them the harder they get
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Why couldn't the kid with down syndrome play football. because he got l the Downs.
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
