Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers : )
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball
Because they don’t know we’re home is
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
