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Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
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If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.