Play jokes
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.