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Anonymous
in Orphan

Why Can’t Orphans Play Base Ball? They Can’t Find Home

watersharky

Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up I’ve been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it’s not our fault that we have all the ladies But it’s hard to see these ladies when your middle name’s Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They’re great, we’re great at world war, dominators And we’re also some smooth operators, and we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don’t let life live you (Live you) It’s a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate

Christopher Reeves

Since Christopher Reeves can’t play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.

Subto15_sp45
in Rich

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An Donald Trumpet!

Anonymous
in Orphan

why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find home

Anonymous
in America

What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube

The more you play with it the harder it gets

Puns

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener

Anonymous
in Puns

22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We’ll have to play better tomorrow. We’re playing in the cup!”

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School Shooter Memes

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Anonymous

Why did Stephan Hawkins and his wife stop playing hide and seek - she kept using a metal detector

School

What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks

Betbolate

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Follow me on insta @miles_manilay

Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn’t matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

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Anonymous

Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy’s spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming

Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy’s back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming

The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away

The son comes outside and steps on a crack

The dad then dies in a car crash

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.

andre
in Orphan

why do orphan not play baseball

cas they cant find home

Peyton speidel
in Orphan

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button

Calm down Jamal dont pull out the nine
in Orphan

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted

joker
in Roast

if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone

sans
in Bone

*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.