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Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
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The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.