Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
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What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks
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guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
