Plant jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
As a man can confirm
What do you call a tree?
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Grass.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
A song about yellow and blue beans.
Engines shut off when accelerating, Babu is wearing a hat and gloves. Rain is like honey. Bob remembered the sentence as best he could. Latex Master has reached the ninth level. These are weapons of atheism in the narrow sense.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Little Roach, look, Bob, of course!
Glory comes and loss is great. Three types of copper filling. The stairs are covered with lego pieces, Take a closer look at the snowman, a type of flowering plant. There is no science that saves time from fog. "The war against slavery!" - The Complete Guide to Bob Fuller.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Hang a laminate. Bob, that's right!
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.