what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan
A: Apples get picked😱
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
BEAN
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
spring is here i got so exited i wet my plants
