Plant jokes
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
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Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
What flowers are on your face?
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.