Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.