Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What is the difference between a human and a tree and walk walk home and
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever ; a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters😊
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁♀️🤦♀️
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Mom-go water the plants. Me-buts it’s raining outside. Mom-go grab the umbrella. Me-what???
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
BEAN
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
