Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Plant Jokes
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
You pecan do it!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
