I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
spring is here i got so exited i wet my plants
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
what did the flower say to the crazy penut?
Ur going nuts boii get back on yo' plant ur to nuts for me
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
