Plant jokes
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂