Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
