Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Bean.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
If trees could kill you, they wood.
