Plane jokes
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
None of these jokes really took off.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.