Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Plane Jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
None of these jokes really took off.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
