Plane jokes
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let’s hear,” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk...!!!”
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.