Plane jokes
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."