Plane jokes

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.