Plane jokes
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."