Plane jokes

How old is a blue plane?

Blue.

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.

It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."

The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"

The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"

The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.

Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.

Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

"I like planes."

- Plane Guy

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.

When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.

Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.

What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?

A fake one ☝️

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.