Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
