Plane

Plane jokes

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

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    • What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

    One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

    This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

    But, it's like a plane pizza.

    Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

    Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

    They're out of plane sight.

    I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

    It didn't land too well.

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    • You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

    'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

    Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

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    • On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

    What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

    "We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"