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Why do women have cleaner minds than men? – Because they change theirs more often.

My dad was a roof cleaner and I’m dedicating this to him, so dad if you’re up there

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is “don’t ask or you shall die”

If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

You’re like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.

What’s a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

What camel has 3 humps?..a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-