Cleaner Jokes

V.....pinis

Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy

Osama bin grubbin

What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets

Anonymous

in Clean

If your cleaning a vacuum aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

Flat

Anonymous

She needs a flat surface cleaner

Blonde

in Blonde

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

Daddydildo69

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway

WhoIsThread?

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Bad taste family guy

Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on

Ex

Anonymous

My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Puns

Anonymous

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.

Suck

Anonymous

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

Suck

Anonymous

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.

Dumbness

Anonymous

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

Puns

Anonymous

If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

Roof cleaner

in Puns

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there

Your Mom

in Animal

What camel has 3 humps?....a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-

HappyElliott864

in Puns

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is "don't ask or you shall die"