Wilber boot ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is "don't ask or you shall die"