Cleaner Jokes

What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant

Answer: SUCCulent

Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy

What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets

If your cleaning a vacuum aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

She needs a flat surface cleaner

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner......

Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on

My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there

What camel has 3 humps?....a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is "don't ask or you shall die"