Cleaner jokes
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.