Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
