Why do women have cleaner minds than men? – Because they change theirs more often.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I’m dedicating this to him, so dad if you’re up there
What’s a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.
You’re like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.
If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is “don’t ask or you shall die”
What camel has 3 humps?..a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!