Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
