Plane jokes

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.