I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
whats the 9/11 survivors least favorite team?
new york jets
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
